He sizzled on the screen.
When you're sick, do you become a big whiny baby demanding juice and chicken soup from anyone who will listen or do you suck it up and deal like a martyr? According to Pitt, the pics had been snapped by a trespassing paparazzo while he was on a 1995 romantic getaway in the French West Indies with then-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow.
Nope, he let it all hang out, resting on the edge of a grand piano, inexplicably standing on a spiral staircase, looking thoughtfully out a bay window, jauntily leaning on a candelabra, and posing on the obligatory animal-skin rug.
But she spends more time in West Hollywood than Victoria.